I wish I had a crooked smile. I don't think I do, but I wish I did. And if you want to give me a black eye, please just break my nose and give me two. I've asked a few people but they were wimps. I wanna know what my nose looks like with a bump.
(YesIamweird.)
(YesIamCrookedWitness.)
(No, not clever.) Crooked Witness

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