September 2009
43 posts
Okay, House redeemed my hope in tv shows. I feel better now. Yaaay. Mondays are not as bad as they were.
“Kennilworthy Whisp: [about the Starfish and Stick maneuver] Keeper defense; the...”
– Quidditch Through the Ages, by Kennilworthy Whisp.
update on ugh down there. →
aw man
This mono is killing me. It’s just getting worse. And— and— I just can IMAGINE the amount of death I’m going to get from school once I finally come back. And of course this would happen Junior Year. Of course.
reblog with the very first time you saw your...
hazelweatherfield:
tranquilize:
The Killers ; January 23rd 2009
Jack’s Mannequin - November 16th, 2008
The Killers for me too! - October 21st, 2006
Sometimes problems need to be pounded in the ground and pulverized. Others call for more delicate strategy. And sometimes problems need strategy, but you just pulverize them anyway. (Those are the best.)
ugh →
sometimes celebs look sad, and I think "hmm, maybe...
I love Johnny Depp,
but Pirates of the Caribbean is getting annoying. :\
“As far as pathogens go, friendship is pretty okay.”
– Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, from Questionable Content
Divorce is a jerk. There’s just no getting around everyone getting hurt eventually.
hmm, glee isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. (so far.)
“Silence is argument carried out by other means.”
– Che Guevara
“But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. There are some...”
– Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (via malfoyy)
“You know they call corn-on-the-cob “corn-on-the-cob” right? But...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Dr. Caroline Todd: Please can I have a quick word?
Dr. Macartney: Zoom. Whoosh. There's two for you.
“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art...”
– Elie Wiesel
REBLOG WITH THE NAME OF YOUR IPOD OR MP3 OR...
Peppermint!
acciorehma:
Pittston :] after a My American Heart song<3
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
Follow the bright lights, they might change you. -young love.
I love The Office.
Jim Halpert: Just have Dwight punch you.
Michael Scott: Oh, yeah! [scoffs] Well, that would be kinda worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who can kick his ass.
Jim Halpert: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight Schrute: What belt are they?
“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don’t show them up...”
– Henry Rollins
Plan for the day: read a lot of books and pretend It’s still summer.
if you're an atheist, does the fact that i'm a...
nervousramblings:
i’m quite curious.
only if you try converting me or your opinion of me changes because I’m an atheist.
crookedwitness started following you
mycrookedheart:
thanks!
no problem, you post some pretty interesting stuff.
Crooked Witness
So I finally decided on a link and all. Crooked Witness. Because the only pro to having a really long name is that it makes the number of anagrams of said name skyrocket. So, yeah, crooked witness is just my whole name totally rearranged.
Family is what drives people insane, I’m convinced.
